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JJ Flowers's avatar

The Romance Writers of America. HA! I remember them. One time the LA Times send me to cover it in NYC. Well, not exactly. They said they would print an oped in the book review--700 dollars. So I went. It was kind of unbelivable. I will never forget the HUGE conference hall and discovering a line a mile long. I asked a lady what the line was for? Jennifer Horsman's Awaken My Fire. OMG! That was me, my book. I was finally famous, headed for the elusive best seller list at long last. I passed all my waiting readers to the head ot the line. An Avon editor there informed me I had to get to the end of the line.

I pointed to the book and breathlessly announced: "That is my book. I am the author!"

She paused, before consulting with another editor. ""Okay," she said. "You do not have to wait in line."

Confused, I said, "Wait for what?"

"Your picture with Fabio! He is on your cover."

HAHAHA. Sigh. Fabio always increased my sales a good twenty percent, if you can believe that. I should be grateful.

I never did get that picture..

Richard Curtis's avatar

Marvelous story. Fabio marked a significant turning point in romance publishing imagery. from romantic to unabashed erotic. And you were the first victim.

carolavecchio's avatar

Adore this!!!! And I am in away of your wonderful life!

Carola

carolavecchio's avatar

I meant to say “in awe”!!!!!!

Richard Curtis's avatar

Let him who has not made typos cast the first stone!

Sonja Massie's avatar

What a cherished, lifelong memory that must have been for everyone who witnessed it! (Wish I'd been there.)

Richard Curtis's avatar

Look out your kitchen window tomorrow morning at 10. 15. I arranged for a Boeing 737 flyover just for you.

carolavecchio's avatar

Love it

!!!

Carola

Jolina Petersheim's avatar

Hilarious! So thoughtful of you to organize such a show for your clients.

Richard Curtis's avatar

Thanks, Jolina. For my next trick I will stage a revival of BEA at Javits Center.

Kim Kokich's avatar

Crafty 😎